How I Met Your (Other) Mother: 5/? | The stages of saying “I love you”
(more coherent later, need sleep)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEAN YES i mean help
feel like I can comfortably take this as a compliment am I wrong orrrrr
Well gee I must hate men to since I think wonder women can beat thor.
oh gothamite friend, were you not aware that batman IS bruce wayne? yes it’s true. billionare playboy bruce wayne is just a cover for
the greatestmost disturbed superhero of our fairshithole city! you are not sexist for saying that, only misinformed! i blame the media t b q h i mean, it’s really fucking obvious
gentle weeping about constant regrettable fandom choices
love me like the devil loves; natasha/loki, gehenna!verse, erotic vomiting (!), i surrender okay
Natasha ran a thumb across the black line of leather dividing Loki’s throat in two, and watched the way his eyelids fluttered as she pressed down, just a little. She felt his Adam’s apple bob as he swallowed, and smiled, fractionally. “You’re dawdling,” he accused, as she stilled her thumb.
why can’t anyone admit that the internet is both a perverse, isolating, addictive timesuck AND the greatest tool to facilitate community, creativity, and free access to information that the world has ever seen?
and now I’m grumpy and can’t figure out how to do the writing thing fuckin
zaataronpita replied to your post:Quick q: Are you doing that Slashy Valentine Tolkien exchange this year? Have you ever done it?Betcha can!
a fic 4 u
You wanted this to be a joke to display how you think you can’t write well JOKE’S ON YOU because this is a MASTERPIECE and I’m gonna rec it.
Especially to Kate.
lmao sorry not sorry